I am 42 year old miscreant, merrily content and living in downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada. We are a little family and have a dog called Haggis.
I sew felt labia in our dining room, listen to conspiracy theory podcasts, and I'm working on realising a life in the Highlands. One day I'll be the proprietress of a bed and breakfast where I can fuss over folk and Kenny can make them breakfast because I am not a good cook.
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